Chapter 3: The Third Year
In a blink of an eye, with my goddess master reading books going through ups and downs another year passed, and this fall, the real test for DongDong (Chu Chengyu) becoming a cat has only just truly arrived.
Things should have happened like this, before telling the events in the order of the timeline, let's have a look at the popular science of cat's habits.
Zhao Zhongxiang on Animal World, using his deep and soft magnetically charming voice stated: Look, the lions are、、in heat.
In、、The estrus is probably one of the most special periods any higher animal would have to go through, to survive and multiply, it is dominated under the control of the pituitary gland, one after another falling into this madness, even human beings are unable to override this law, there will always be that excerpt of time where there's the feeling of impulse. Especially for cats, let's say, every time around spring and summer, when you are sleeping peacefully and all of sudden get startled awake by heart-piercing screams, don't call 110 yet, first make sure: is it making a baby?
During this period the cat is indeed really......you aren't a cat and won't know if the cat is happy or sad, won't make too much evaluation here, most owners would choose the sterilization surgery as a way to solve this problem, of course, Hai Ruo also has this type of thought.
"But DongDong, you are already two years old and still not in estrus, is this normal?"
Before Hai Ruo wanted to take DongDong to Doctor Wang once and for all, but DongDong's inside lives Chu Chengyu who although a bit cold is a respectable gentleman, its one thing that the bottom part has not been really used, but it still could not be severed, that is absolutely intolerable.
So during the first time, when he was a little over one year old, Dongdong went on a hunger strike, and was cold all day to Hai Ruo——this was his heavenly record.
"Fine let's leave it at that for now, but it does seem like DongDong doesn't have any signs, could it be cats can be apathetic too? Hai Ruo muttered to herself, then pushed the issue to the back of her brain, continuing her interest back on compiling new interpretations of ancient texts.
This matter was pushed back for several months due to DongDong's prudent manner, until one morning a few days ago.
This could be said to be a fine autumn day, it happened to be the weekend, Hai Ruo's course this weekend had quite the tension, she just held an autograph signing for the book she recently wrote, the scene was quite crowded, it intensely tired her out, even neglecting DongDong.
DongDong expressed, but didn't know why, feelings of dejection.
Because Hai Ruo's schedule at another city was packed so tight, there was no way to take care of him, DongDong was left at home——as he didn't want to be locked in Doctor Wang's cramped pet compartments, making him feel that all his previous memories regarding people were all illusions he imagined up.
He once had a rare interest in certain philosophy theories, for example, he could not prove that the world he was currently in was not created just last Thursday, or, he could not prove, that the surroundings around him right now were not a part of his imagination.
In other words to say so simply and straightforwardly, he was starting to lose his sense of reality.
Being under the control of this feeling, what hadn't happened for a long time, he fell whilst walking, as he really had forgotten which limb to move first.
Pacing around in an empty room, turning on the television and subconsciously watching a musical, DongDong suddenly felt that there was something not right——before long, to him the television's main function was to collect financial information, the only variety show (for him anyway) were reports on financial traps and economic frauds, it could even make him leak out a few bits of laughter.
Isn't he, changing a bit too much.
Let's not mention the difference in the advanced brain capacity between primates and cats first, it's also only been two-three years, and he's changed so much thoroughly.
Jump up jump down.
Jump onto Hai Ruo's legs rolling about.
Rubbing on her trouser legs.
When scratching on the neck whining out loud.
Rubbing her in the morning, telling her to wake up (licking or so is not something that can be done currently).
When she reaches out her fingers, raising the head, placing the tip of the nose directly onto her fingertips, naturally.
Naturally.
The reason why higher knowledge is higher, is due to the ability to control it's animal instincts. DongDong quickly changed to the financial and economics channel, after analyzing the Shanghai, Shenzhen Stock Exchange for a while, feeling that his cognition ability hasn't deteriorated, then comfortably left out a sigh of relief.
At ease, he still hasn't been reduced to falling under the control of the ancient brain yet.
However not even passing five minutes of time, he overturned his conclusion.
□□In the bathroom was Hai Ruo's tight-fitting pajamas that hadn't been washed yet, placed and folded up neatly on top of the basket. Like usual, solving one's problem at the cat litter box at the bathroom's corner, DongDong bypassed the woven basket, ready to get back to listening to music while nibbling on the calcium-supplemented fish cookies that Hai Ruo had made for him.
There was a sudden smell, like a hook it onto caught him.
The source, was at his side......in the woven basket, the pajamas.
Don't know why, the smell that he usually smelled and has gotten accustomed to has all of a sudden at this moment become so much clearer, and all the related memories were recovered in an instant.
First was how the light blue pajama looked on his owner when wearing it, the plainest white dotting, but somehow particularly charming.
Then was what he saw accidentally, the time on a morning when changing and putting on underwear, against the light, with the back light、、the nude appearance making his heart tremble.
Did you know, in ancient history for animals the sense of smelling out of all senses has the earliest development, having countless ties to the central synapse. The sweet and cloying scent of hormones invading into his nerves, at the same time awakening from the memories, it made him release a riffle of shudders.
His body was not subject to intellectual reasoning, also not knowing that he possessed such speed, jumping in, and started rubbing.
............
To "this world is imagined by him's proposition", Chu Chengyu could not falsify it, but at this moment, the odor molecules left on the cotton fabric was similar to Occam's razor sharpness directly going into his brain shooing all his scavenging thoughts.
Only leaving behind the reality of at that moment.
After, he secretly soaked the pajamas in the basin, when Hai Ruo came back she was puzzled about it for half a day.
And the morning today, Hai Ruo once again put on this pair of pajamas after washing and drying it, light blue cotton fabric, white polka dots, particularly charming.
"Ah right, it's about time for a bath, no time like the present, DongDong, come." Hai Ruo originally thought that her pet would be quite sensitive at the word bath, but came to find out that DongDong has no reaction whatsoever.
If they lived in a second dimension, this reaction was also called——petrified.
Fixing up warm water, Chu Chengyu was without resisting placed into the basin by Hai Ruo, Hai Ruo was happy to save trouble, pouring shampoo and started kneading. At the same time, the dexterous slender fingers were leaping and wandering all around his body, each time making him feel extremely ashamed.
"Listening so well today, are you feeling sorry for me being so busy and tired this week?" Hai Ruo continued her actions, her hands heading down.
He was given a fright.
"Ah, DongDong has finally reached this stage?" Hai Ruo widened her eyes in surprise, turning over DongDong's body, before could he vehemently express his disagreement seeing the hard stick between his two legs.
Meow, you... don't do this.
Chu Chengyu was feeling weak as he stated his opposition in his heart, showing an expression of meekly submitting to oppression.
Hai Ruo remembered Doctor Wang saying that if cats don't let it out it would be bad, tentatively stretching her hands.
Then twisted it.
DongDong leaked out a strange wail, then broke away from her hands, hiding on the other side of the basin, it's whole body submerged into the water, shuddering.
Releasing something out.
At that moment, he felt, there was something he should be aware of.
But behind the subsequent roar of the hairdryer, leaning in the arms of Hai Ruo, he overlooked this matter.
SMALL THEATER:
After learning that DongDong has finally grown up, owner Hai Ruo was still considering if she should take him to get sterilization surgery.
DongDong: What to do she's thinking about it again, I thought this subject was finished.
That Night.
Hai Ruo: DongDong, time to eat.
DongDong: ...... meow.
Hai Ruo: DongDong, your favorite news network is on.
DongDong: (Jumped onto the other side of the sofa without sparing a glance).
Hai Ruo: DongDong, sleeping time.
DongDong: Meow (pushed his one bed to the wall's corner).
Hai Ruo: ...... Tonight you don't want to sleep with me.
DongDong: ............
Then, when DongDong almost fell asleep.
Hai Ruo: Okay, I won't take you to Doctor Wang's, so don't be at odds with me, ok.
DongDong: (Curled up in Hai Ruo's arms, whispering in her ears) meow (okay, I forgive you).
SMALL THEATER:
Going to Doctor Wang's for a regular inspection.
Doctor Wang: Hai Ruo, your family's DongDong haven't had sterilization surgery, so what about breeding. I have a very cute female cat here.
Hai Ruo: Wow, so cute, milky.
DongDong: ......Eh, can't see where it's cute.
Milky Cat: This black cat all of a sudden became so scary Σ( ° △°|||)︴, owner where are you (;Д`).
Afterward.
Hai Ruo: DongDong doesn't like her? But she's obviously quite pretty.
DongDong: Pretty where.
Obviously, inferior......inferior to even being as pretty as one of your fingertips.
Lolll poor Chu Chengyu
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